The average person owns 17 pairs of underwear. (sorry, there will be no pictures today)
Why does this matter?
Who actually did this study? and did they stop people on the streets, "Excuse me, how many pairs of underwear to you own?"
Why do we call them pairs - does that mean the average person actually owns 34 panties? (or whitey tighties for the men in the group)
Does this contribute to World Peace?
and is it safe for the environment?
Next, they'll do a study on who folds their underwear when putting them away, what temperature water do you wash your underwear in, what color is your underwear and how oftern do you buy new underwear?
If they start doing studies - granny panties or butt floss - I will protest!
So, why is it studies like this are done. Do they actually matter? or, better yet, for those of you who have already counted...... are you average?
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