You've heard of Dancing with wolves, running with knives.........? Right?
But have you heard of swimming with glasses? If not, make a note to self "if you wear glasses when jumping in the water you probably won't be wearing them when you come out of the water".
I speak from experience.
Need I say more?
So, what is it about losing a pair of glasses that makes you feel completely lost and unable to function normally, oh, wait - you can't see - lost in blurriness. By the way, I think it even diminishes your hearing, wait, maybe I read lips and didn't realize it.
People are quite amazed that I can't hear without my glasses! But, to me, it's perfectly normal, and has always been the case.
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